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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

wet read 

When something you are reading gets you sexually aroused.
There’s nothing like a good wet read right before falling into bed.
wet read by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020

Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell 

The upcoming, sure to be bestselling book to be published by the young man who has clearly spent some quality time with the Fallwells.
Of course I will be reading myself to sleep for awhile with “Fucking Mr and Mrs Falwell,” it’s sure to be a good wet-read.

spot fine 

A fine that is an informal or sham fine that is paid by someone who is in actuality bribing a dirty cop.
Yeah, we paid that fucker his spot fine, he pulled us over and shook us down good!
spot fine by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020

climate arsonist 

A dramatic but apt nickname for the Trumpster.
Recently coined and used by Joe Biden, the term “climate arsonist” is entirely fitting for this inveterate blowhard climate change denier!
climate arsonist by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020

crackhead economics 

When what you can afford is what you can steal and sell.
Crackhead economics is a simple sustaining system that doesn’t require any education, talent or planning ability, addiction is the only motivation you need!
crackhead economics by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020

climate arsonist 

A term popularized by Joe Biden which refers to a person in power who abdicates their responsibility to acknowledge climate change and make changes that are needed, thereby becoming complicit in the widespread fires.
Let’s rally ‘round this buffoon of a climate arsonist and watch the entire US go up in flames!
climate arsonist by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020

simultaneous trumpfinger 

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.
Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.