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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

self-object 

A noun, used in self psychology, referring to one’s experience of another person (object), as part of, rather than as separate or independent from, one’s self, particularly when the object’s actions affirm one’s narcissistic wellbeing.
She most certainly does affirm me, she is the love of my life and she happens to be a most highly valued self-object!
self-object by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.
I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!

dead hand 

When a person’s hand is totally unresponsive to their mate’s overtures to hold it because they are pissed off about something.
I reached for her in a moment of unbridled affection and found that once again she was punishing me with dead hand.
dead hand by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

super genius 

A sarcastic moniker if there ever was one, usually reserved for someone who is one dumb-ass motherfucker.
My dear, once again you have demonstrated that you are a most prolific and widely respected super genius!
super genius by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

farthoarding 

The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.
My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!
farthoarding by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

rabbitboy 

A boy who is such a devotee of rabbits that he has begun to take on the habits and physical characteristics of rabbits.
I’ve noticed that my son’s gait has even begun to change, I mean he’s actually hopping; he tells me it’s because he’s a rabbitboy!
rabbitboy by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

Zuckerbust

That day when the Facebook genius boy eats shit and starts his very long and heavily defended legal path toward what will likely be a very short stint at Otisville, the cushy upstate Federal prison that all the gilded fraudsters choose to do their time in.
Let’s just hope that all of his covert support of Putin’s Puppet ultimately earns Markie Z the Zuckerbust we all hope is coming!
Zuckerbust by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021