Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Bun Ladin
An imaginative domestic rabbit who once fancied himself heading up a violent fringe group of seriously pissed-off rabbits who had essentially named himself after the Saudi born Al Qaeda terrorist, Bin Ladin.
Sadly, Bun Ladin, a lifelong pacifist and herbivore, was not the sharpest tool in the shed, and so, during a difficult time in his pampered life, he had inadvertently put himself on a US government watchlist that he’d have done better to remain off of; he certainly would not have died in a barrage of heavy gunfire during the nighttime black ops stealth operation as he did!
Bun Ladin by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
CalHATERS
The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.
I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!
CalHATERS by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
the New McCarthyism
A post-Trumpian movement with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy as it’s vapid MAGA figurehead who actively seeks to dissemble the US Constitution.
The New McCarthyism mobilizes white “victims” who fear the browning of America and who are therefore easily galvanized to support and engage in violence as a result of his hate speech which is a not-so-veiled hybrid of Hitler’s Third Reich and The Handmaid’s Tale.
the New McCarthyism by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
Quiet Hat
A specially designed soundproof helmet that’s used to screen out particularly loud or obnoxious sounds and behavior.
Once the next door neighbors’ pack of yappers begin going ballistic on their front balcony all afternoon, I just slip on my Quiet Hat and keep reading.
Quiet Hat by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
The Villages Idiot
A nickname for Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the shockingly ignorant wacka-wacka gun-nut who has mysteriously surfaced during the last election, much like a turd, in the House of Representatives.
The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!
The Villages Idiot by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021
Fiber Boy
We call our friend, “Fiber Boy” because he ranks among the world’s champion Supershitters and so we have a parade every year to celebrate his prolific pooping powers!
Fiber Boy by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021