Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

thug magnet 

A person who attracts unsavory types.

She’s a straight-up, A-1 thug magnet no matter where she goes or what she does.

thug magnet by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

hag hat 

When a woman of a certain age (old) has a mass of steel-grey hair that conjures the appearance of a seriously horrific hat.

As she approached, I thought to myself that it may be Halloween, but then I quickly realized the hag hat she wore was her crowning glory way back in the day.

hag hat by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

suck me, fucker

An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.

Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why don’t you suck me, fucker?

suck me, fucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

pimp catcher 

A very tight outfit on a perfectly thick woman with high heels or boots and a lot of shiny hair that’s easily tossed about for good measure.

That be my Mama, a certifiable high-class pimp catcher.

pimp catcher by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

bad habit rabbit 

A lighthearted name used to gently point out a child’s little deficit.

How’s my little bad habit rabbit?

bad habit rabbit by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

John Dirty Ratcliffe 

A clearly bribable ignoramus who has no background in intelligence who would be the right arm of the 45th President of the United States, just as AG William Barr is the left.

I am announcing my appointment of John Dirty Ratcliffe to the highest office in the intelligence world, whatever that office is called.

John Dirty Ratcliffe by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2019

phantom rabbits 

A stress related phenomenon whereas a person sees rabbits here and there, hopping all about; but they are not in fact there.

It was a full-blown case of phantom rabbits that caused her to make the decision to go half-time at her job.

phantom rabbits by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2019