Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

eau de methane 

The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.

Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.

eau de methane by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

bathroom monitor 

A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.

Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”

bathroom monitor by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

STF up! 

Polite manner of saying, “shut the fuck up!” without the vulgarity.

As her small children looked on, she yelled: “STF up! you little four-legged yapping machine, go in the house, go to beddy!”

STF up! by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

tits ‘n tats 

A playful and abbreviated description of a woman who is very busty and heavily tattooed.

You can surely see her comin’ a block away ‘cause she’s all tits ‘n tats!

tits ‘n tats by Dr Bunnygirl August 7, 2019

drive-o-rama 

Slang fifties-inspired term for when a group of people pile into the car with no planned destination, just to indulge In the fun of driving together.

There was a moment of sheer ecstatic, nearly electrical joy that ran like a current through all of us, like when my dad used to yell out, “drive-o-rama!” on the weekend.

drive-o-rama by Dr Bunnygirl August 7, 2019

tragedarian 

A person who thrives on tragedy.

Catastrophe is the perfume that attracts the tragedarian.

tragedarian by Dr Bunnygirl August 7, 2019

yikey dikes!

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.

Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!

yikey dikes! by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019