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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

high rise turding event 

A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.
I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.

Trump Tower Golden Shower

A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.
The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.

hornblower farts 

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.
He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.
hornblower farts by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

hawk talkin’ 

A slang term used to describe the state of mind in which a person endeavors to speak with birds as they soar above.
My mother spent her last few days on this Earth hawk talkin’ and that was exactly what she wanted to do.
hawk talkin’ by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Stand-up Drive-through 

Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.
Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.

Death Drive-through

Nickname for Walgreen’s drive-through since it takes so long that people have died in their cars waiting to be served.
Let’s head down to the Death Drive-through, we can watch a movie in the car while we wait.

rhinoceros nuts 

Slang term describing bravery using the rhino because of its gargantuan size and impenetrably thick skin.
That guy is undoubtedly the poster boy for rhinoceros nuts, he speaks truth to power no matter what the consequences may be.
rhinoceros nuts by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019