Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

massage chair junkie 

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

massage chair junkie by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

pass the pie 

The ultimate avoidant statement.

Yes we all have different political perspectives in this family and it’s Thanksgiving - so pass the pie!

pass the pie by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

make your bed 

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

make your bed by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

prison of the mind 

A reference to how the mind can be the greatest potential prison, sometimes much greater than the razor wire variety.

You cannot escape the prison of the mind.

prison of the mind by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Ivory Tower Syndrome 

A syndrome affecting the dedicated academic who stays up in the tower studying and writing and avoiding the rest of the world but which often results in a profound disconnection from others.

That guy has an advanced case of Ivory Tower Syndrome which may account for his paralyzing shyness.

Ivory Tower Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

ShitBit 

A digital wristband device worn to track shit frequency, volume and fiber content.

The ShitBit has a slightly uncomfortable intra-anal sensor implanted but after awhile, it’s virtually imperceptible!

ShitBit by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

playsleep

Slang term for when someone pretends to be asleep for whatever reason.

She came in at about 2 AM so I just laid there with my eyes closed, but she didn’t know it was playsleep.

playsleep by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019