Downvoting Victim's definitions
MRC stands for Momthrian Regulatory Commission. It is an autocratic system run by a mother who likes to know everything about her children whether they like it or ot. It continues well into their twenties and beyond.
I've been talking to a girl and the MRC says "I don't want to know anything until you're about to marry her."
But she really must know everything from her shoe size to her IQ to her cup size...
But she really must know everything from her shoe size to her IQ to her cup size...
by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006
Get the mrcmug. A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011
Get the empty batting averagemug. Potential source of knowledge ruined by administrators who treat the encyclopedia like a tabletop RPG, penalizing users and IP addresses for what they deem inappropriate behavior.
by Downvoting Victim October 9, 2021
Get the wikipediamug. "spspsppsps" is a way to mutter. It's a breathy muttering, a way to bitch about people constantly without them being able to discern what you're saying.
by Downvoting Victim July 21, 2008
Get the spspsppspsmug. Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.
by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011
Get the cooked to British perfectionmug. To nuke someone is to get revenge on them by finding something so awful and embarrassing and disgusting about them and sharing it with gossipy girls and watching the damage ensue!
Markie was a little bitch and stole a girl from me just becaues I bought her candy, so I sent out a nuke on that retarded bastard and it worked. he won't get to rape any drunk freshmen anymore
by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006
Get the nukemug. When it's Sunday evening after you had a sleepover with your friend on Saturday night, and you realize it's back to school again on Monday.
When I was 13, I spent the weekend at Cetin The Cretin's house. As I got home on Sunday evening... I realized things were boring and school started soon... post-sleepover depression.
by Downvoting Victim January 1, 2014
Get the post-sleepover depressionmug.