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A grocery story with employees that call you by whatever typo your Safeway card has on it, or what your phone number says. This is an attempt to be personal, but it's rather creepy.

Otherwise, a decent store that annoyingly liberal people boycott for no reason, claming that Trader Joe's has better deals when it's actually a lot more expensive.
Ben the idiot went to Trader Joe's to buy his crystallized cane juice. Little did the moron realize it was just sugar with a new name, and he could have gotten the same thing for half the price at Safeway. CAPITALISM YAY.
Safeway by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

taking a break from guys 

Coded word for a girl to her ex which translated means: "I've been cheating on you with a fat ugly stoner that works at Fry's because I'm jealous that you bought some girl a present and she's prettier than me and she's a gosh dawn cawlidge gurl and I ain't."

Or at least what I think it means, now.
Angie told me she was "Taking a break from guys" but her Myspace comments with that "Creepy guy" that wanted to be a girl for Halloween have shown me the truth.

Jungle Fever 

A white person lusting for black people. I have it personally!
The reason I can't stop checking Ashley out at work is my jungle fever... :-D
Jungle Fever by Downvoting Victim August 30, 2005

Coupon Sam

A "Coupon Sam" is someone who always insists on using a coupon for exactly what it's stated for, even if they can upgrade it to a much better deal for a small price.

They are obsessed with free to the point of a fault.
Hot girl: Here's a coupon for a free picture of me in a bikini and a punch in the nose. If you pay me a dollar, you get 10 pictures. and no punch

Coupon sam will accept one picture and a punch because it's free... that's right, even if he has a 20 on him.
Coupon Sam by Downvoting Victim August 22, 2005
C.O.W. Stands for crazy old woman.

A woman who is crazy and old.
cow by Downvoting Victim August 16, 2005
To own someone so badly that they revert to noob status.
Loozor: OMGWTF I noobzored you.
Noobzor by Downvoting Victim August 10, 2005

Walking through the door 

Walking through the door is do copy someone else because you want to be safe instead of taking a risk.
I followed Max into the door because I knew if I didn't, Alexhole would lay a trap down for me.