4 definitions by Douglas Dimmadome
Considered God by some, Micheal "Mickey" chew, hereafter referred as "Chew" is considered to be God of his world (Classroom) where you mustn't say filthy thing's related to sexual intercourse before college and marriage, drugs or alcohol, or say things that are filthy. He is most well known for his hatred of the "Groves" where filthy things happen. if you would like to know more Please go to chewdiaism . com and read the "Chewda" (the Chewdists bible) Chew is also running for President of the United States of America in 2020 his slogan is "Keep America out of the groves"
Mickey Chew: God like man. Wow you Clapped your girlfriend, I'm telling Mr.Chew! Mickey, I did something filthy! Chew for president 2020
by Douglas Dimmadome October 25, 2019
Chewdaism can be what ever you make it It could be a religion, life style, codes to live by, or just some to get your history teacher to start ranting about how you're not allowed to start "cults" involving his name. But Chewdaism follows the teachings of Mickey Chew (A teacher at Valley Center High school) and Not going to the Groves where filthy activities occur. To obtain more information about about chewdaism please go to www. Chewdaism .org (Keep in mind we had to space because Urban dictionary doesn't allow links)
by Douglas Dimmadome October 28, 2019
An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
by Douglas Dimmadome July 15, 2022
A Sexy Trumpet player who gets all the woman and can do the fat burger triple XL challenge and finish the entire thing in under 5 minutes. Matt boi also has a nice toothbrush and Is always trying to get at Jordyn R. He has no flaws and is a literal god among his peers . He is the definition of Sexy! in the words of his mentor "I'm dead sexy"
Look at Matt Boi he has all the ladies. Dang you ate that Burger really quick, but not as fast as Matt Boi can! Your such a Matt Boi how and why are you so darn sexy!
by Douglas Dimmadome October 27, 2019