Doug Hightower's definitions
#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
Get the Double Flushermug. If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
Get the ipodmug. by Doug Hightower September 28, 2005
Get the lootersmug. This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?
(If they answer no)
A: Wanna go camping?
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
Get the Jokemug. Spyware and Adware cripple more computers per day than any computer virus ever has.
Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.
Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.
The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.
If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.
Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.
Google a product before trying it!
Examples for Google Searches:
"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".
Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!
Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.
Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.
Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.
The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.
If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.
Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.
Google a product before trying it!
Examples for Google Searches:
"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".
Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!
Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
Get the spywaremug. by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
Get the Hershy Highwaymug. 1970's Term used for Anal Sex. Coined by John Holmes in a porn movie in the early 70's. Gays were often called Backstreet Guys.
by Doug Hightower September 29, 2005
Get the Backstreetmug.