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toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.
Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!
by Doug February 6, 2005
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veducation

Contraction of the words vacation and education. Work-related education that doubles as a vacation.
Hank's upcoming veducation means he won't be able to join next Wednesday's conference call.
by Doug August 4, 2005
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harbal

Newest system of mastering music after a mixdown in a studio. Perfect equalization. Har-Balizing a track.
I har-balized the track and it sounded 100 percent better.
by Doug September 5, 2003
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crack'in stick

Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin
Bob's mom had no idea that her little bobbie was crack'in stick when she went in his room to put the clothes away.
by Doug January 29, 2005
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pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".
One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
by Doug March 12, 2004
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twanger

when she finally got home, i found a twanger in her g-string.
by doug January 21, 2004
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Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."
by Doug May 21, 2008
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