Definitions by Double Bs

Procrastinaked 

After you bathe and you don't get dressed or do anything. Just lay around like a piece of shit listening to music

I was supposed to go back out for groceries after I showed but I was procrastinaked

Procrastinaked by Double Bs April 4, 2020

Grundle 

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.

"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"

Grundle by Double Bs July 13, 2016

Grundle 

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.

"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"

Grundle by Double Bs July 13, 2016

Grundle 

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.

"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"

Grundle by Double Bs July 13, 2016

Smurfs in the sack 

Blue Balls

Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?

Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early

Kenny: Damn did you finish?

Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack

Smurfs in the sack by Double Bs December 5, 2009

Polynesian Piledriver

To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.

Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver

Polynesian Piledriver by Double Bs May 6, 2008

pina colada 

The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver

Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier

Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?

Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!

pina colada by Double Bs May 6, 2008