Definitions by Doomie

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

the soft dick by Doomie June 7, 2004

Vanarchy 

Any make of van or minivan sporting specifically a black spraypaint paintjob, a jolly roger on the hood and large red anarchy signs on the driver and front passenger doors.

My plymouth voyager is the epitome of Vanarchy.

Vanarchy by Doomie June 7, 2004

Defecatus Academus 

Latin for taking a dump in school.

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.

Defecatus Academus by Doomie June 7, 2004

acadumpia 

The act of taking a dump in school.
Latin: Defecatus Academus

I was forced to take an acadumpia. It sucked.

acadumpia by Doomie June 7, 2004

anal cream pie 

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

anal cream pie by Doomie June 7, 2004

mud pie 

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

mud pie by Doomie June 7, 2004

snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

snazzle-nuts by Doomie June 7, 2004