15 definitions by Doobie Smokes You
Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004
While TFB probably does have a lot of definitions, Team Flash Bang is the fastest growing usage. It is when someone in an online game such as CS throws a flash bang grenade and blinds his teammates and thus leading to their unfortunate death. It can be done by accident by morons or on purpose by jerks.
Player 1: "Agg. I can't see. Don't TFB!"
Newbie: "Whaaa??? How do you play this game?"
OR
Jerk: "Muhahahhahahahha"
Newbie: "Whaaa??? How do you play this game?"
OR
Jerk: "Muhahahhahahahha"
by Doobie Smokes You February 5, 2005
Came is the past tense of come, which means to move toward something (and various other things). It is not, however, the past tense of cum. The past tense of cum is cummed. Look at the word hang. When you hang somebody (as in a form of execution), you hanged them, not hung them. Same goes for cum. It is a different word and meaning so it is cum, cummed, cumming, will cum, et cetera.
by Doobie Smokes You May 12, 2005
It's in St. Louis DANGIT!!!
Anyway, it is a rather prestigious university, yet no one really knows about it, especially on the West Coast. A vast majority of the students are from the East Coast and IL, ID, et cetera. It is a very fine university that is probably on the level right under Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and the like. Basically, it is most likely the "best" university in the Midwest.
Anyway, it is a rather prestigious university, yet no one really knows about it, especially on the West Coast. A vast majority of the students are from the East Coast and IL, ID, et cetera. It is a very fine university that is probably on the level right under Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and the like. Basically, it is most likely the "best" university in the Midwest.
Bob went to Washington University in St. Louis, which is among the most esteemed universities in the country. (Note: Author did not attend "Wash U")
by Doobie Smokes You April 24, 2005
Probably originated in internet chat rooms by morons with no lives. Stands for "Lets talk again" and considered very lame by most. Commonly used when signing off and mostly by those who rape the English language with excessive shorthand.
by Doobie Smokes You November 19, 2004
1) ISP stands for Internet Service Provider aka the company that supplies you with your internet, drr.
2) ISP also stands for I Smell Pussy. You can write this whenever someone online is being a pussy and won't do something.
2) ISP also stands for I Smell Pussy. You can write this whenever someone online is being a pussy and won't do something.
1) "What's your ISP? Maybe that's why your connection is so slow."
2) Massa J: "Let's go play some CS:S"
Doobie: " I can't man, I have homework."
Massa J: "ISP"
2) Massa J: "Let's go play some CS:S"
Doobie: " I can't man, I have homework."
Massa J: "ISP"
by Doobie Smokes You January 31, 2005
1. Stand for Evil Testing Satan! (or, if you want to be correct, Educational Testing Service. They make such crap as the SAT and others like it. Although a universal and standardized test is needed, surely there can be something better than the SAT. (The ACT is made by another company so it is much better but it could use some work too, although not nearly the same amount)
by Doobie Smokes You February 6, 2005