ISP

1) ISP stands for Internet Service Provider aka the company that supplies you with your internet, drr.

2) ISP also stands for I Smell Pussy. You can write this whenever someone online is being a pussy and won't do something.

1) "What's your ISP? Maybe that's why your connection is so slow."

2) Massa J: "Let's go play some CS:S"
Doobie: " I can't man, I have homework."
Massa J: "ISP"

by Doobie Smokes You January 31, 2005

ETS

1. Stand for Evil Testing Satan! (or, if you want to be correct, Educational Testing Service. They make such crap as the SAT and others like it. Although a universal and standardized test is needed, surely there can be something better than the SAT. (The ACT is made by another company so it is much better but it could use some work too, although not nearly the same amount)

I have to take the SAT put on by the Evil Testing Satan!!!!

by Doobie Smokes You February 06, 2005

woot

1. an exclamation made when something good happens: YEA! AWESOME!
2. Male masturbation
3. (verb) male ejaculation esp. after masturbating

1. I just fragged that punk! Woot!
2. With a Playboy in his hand, he began to woot.
3. Dang, I just wooted all over my porno magazine.

by Doobie Smokes You November 18, 2004

bendable

Bendable is an adjective that is usually used by males (guys) to describe a chick they feel is good enough to have sex with. Being bendable doesn't necessarily make a chick hot. Being bendable just means that, if you asked or if the guy got the chance, he would bone you. So, in a sense, if you are not "bendable" you must be pretty ugly or messed up.

*Hot chick walks by*
Guy 1: "That chick is bendable, man."
*Okay-looking chick walks by*
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's bendable too."
*Fat, nasty, old chick walks by*
Guy 3: "Dude, she is NOT bendable. I'd never hit that."

by Doobie Smokes You January 29, 2005

tfb

While TFB probably does have a lot of definitions, Team Flash Bang is the fastest growing usage. It is when someone in an online game such as CS throws a flash bang grenade and blinds his teammates and thus leading to their unfortunate death. It can be done by accident by morons or on purpose by jerks.

Player 1: "Agg. I can't see. Don't TFB!"

Newbie: "Whaaa??? How do you play this game?"
OR
Jerk: "Muhahahhahahahha"

by Doobie Smokes You February 05, 2005

phat

Phat does mean Pretty Hot And Tempting, like the other definitions say. The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.

14 year old: "That's phat man."
22 year old: "Um, dude, that word got old in the late '90s"

by Doobie Smokes You December 15, 2004

lta

Probably originated in internet chat rooms by morons with no lives. Stands for "Lets talk again" and considered very lame by most. Commonly used when signing off and mostly by those who rape the English language with excessive shorthand.

Cool Dude: "Alright, later man."
Lame raper: "lta"
Cool Dude: "WTF"

by Doobie Smokes You November 19, 2004