Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

by Donny Diamond May 08, 2018

Ghetto hearse

A teenage stab victim in a wheelie bin

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell

by Donny Diamond May 10, 2018

Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

by Donny Diamond May 08, 2018

Jeremy Corbyn

A man who likes buttered crumpets

Hi there do you have any crumpets left today?
Oh fuck me Jeremy Corbyn is back!

by Donny Diamond May 08, 2018

Stockholm Stink Trap

A Stockholm Stink Trap is when one farts inside an IKEA store display fridge and closes the door waiting for an unsuspecting customer to open it later

Dude look I just laid a Stockholm Stink Trap and that old lady is about to fall into it

by Donny Diamond September 21, 2016

Homosiblinking

Gay brothers or twins who only make love to each other

“What’s that awful noise? “
“Oh it’s Matt and Luke homosiblinking again”

by Donny Diamond February 27, 2019

Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

by Donny Diamond May 08, 2018