Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

by Donny Diamond June 03, 2018

Stockholm Stink Trap

A Stockholm Stink Trap is when one farts inside an IKEA store display fridge and closes the door waiting for an unsuspecting customer to open it later

Dude look I just laid a Stockholm Stink Trap and that old lady is about to fall into it

by Donny Diamond September 21, 2016

Ghetto bunting

Blue and white crime tape

Bro is it a royal wedding today look at all the ghetto bunting!
Nah guy Lashawn got stabbed down there

by Donny Diamond June 04, 2018

Ghetto chopsticks

To poke fingers in someone’s eyes

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!

by Donny Diamond June 04, 2018

Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

by Donny Diamond June 03, 2018

Ghetto hearse

A teenage stab victim in a wheelie bin

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell

by Donny Diamond June 04, 2018

Jeremy Corbyn

A man who likes buttered crumpets

Hi there do you have any crumpets left today?
Oh fuck me Jeremy Corbyn is back!

by Donny Diamond June 03, 2018