Definitions by Donny Diamond

Homosiblinking 

Gay brothers or twins who only make love to each other

“What’s that awful noise? “
“Oh it’s Matt and Luke homosiblinking again”

Homosiblinking by Donny Diamond February 27, 2019

Ghetto bunting 

Blue and white crime tape

Bro is it a royal wedding today look at all the ghetto bunting!
Nah guy Lashawn got stabbed down there

Ghetto bunting by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Ghetto hearse 

A teenage stab victim in a wheelie bin

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell

Ghetto hearse by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Ghetto chopsticks 

To poke fingers in someone’s eyes

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!

Ghetto chopsticks by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Faecal Freckles 

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

Faecal Freckles by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Northern Shites 

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

Northern Shites by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Gender Blender 

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

Gender Blender by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018