Definitions by Donde Esta

Brandon 

Nickname for Demented Joe Biden. The term came about during a Nascar race with the crowd cheering "Fuck Joe Biden" but the sports reporter tried to say they were chanting "Let's Go Brandon."

I heard that Brandon shit his pants at the Vatican.

Brandon by Donde Esta November 1, 2021

Dementia Man 

The blubbering, half witted, child molesting, senile, demented US President Joe Biden.

So is Dementia Man gonna fold like a lawn chair again when questioned by the press?

Dementia Man by Donde Esta August 29, 2021

I can breef. 

Any law abiding citizen that never had any encounters with the police. Those that do have an encounter with the police follow the orders of the officer and don't run their mouth or become combative. A term used to say that because you respect the law "I can breef."

Bobby was able to go home to his family after being pulled over for speeding because he respected and obeyed the officer. Bobby told his wife about it and then said "I can breef."

I can breef. by Donde Esta June 6, 2021

Guatamalan Roof Roaches 

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.

Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.

Guatamalan Roof Roaches by Donde Esta March 14, 2021