An African-American that lives in the suburbs, or a mostly white-populated town. Could also be considered the exact opposite of the ghetto/projects.
by Domonic January 20, 2009
1)
Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also
2)
Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.
Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also
2)
Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.
WARNING: THIS EXAMPLE IS A REAL CONVERSATION.
1)
Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."
Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."
Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."
Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."
Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."
Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."
2)
"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."
1)
Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."
Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."
Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."
Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."
Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."
Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."
2)
"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."
by Domonic January 29, 2007
When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
by Domonic December 24, 2008
The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.
Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.
by Domonic February 01, 2009
A gas station that is on a highway, where there is no other gas station in the area; the prices are much higher than a common gas station, so you would have to be desperate and low on gas to even consider getting gas from there.
A)Wow, did you see that gas station? The gas was $7.00/gal.
B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.
B)Yea, it was just a desperation station, because the next gas station is 30 miles away.
by Domonic July 04, 2008
Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.
1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.
2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.
2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.
by Domonic May 21, 2008
An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.
(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)
by Domonic October 15, 2007