Definitions by Doll Revolution

VHS 

A brilliant and long-admired home entertainment system, currently endangered by fuck-witted, easily-impressed townie wankers who cream in their jeans at the sight of a piddly little silver disc that actually contains a FILM. Like, wow. Get a fucking life.

"I watched Last House On The Left last night on VHS and I shat myself"

VHS by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

violencing 

A pikey or townie word meaning a good beating.

"You're gonna get a violencing"

violencing by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

toe to toe punch-up 

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.

"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"

toe to toe punch-up by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003