Definitions by Doktorfunk

hard drive 

A really long road trip.

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.

hard drive by Doktorfunk January 17, 2007

percy 

Noun: Something that is yours; just for you.

Verb: To claim something as your own.

Example 1: "This is my percy umbrella"

Example 2: "I'm going to percy that pizza."

percy by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

diggity splits 

Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.

"I need that money diggity splits, man"

diggity splits by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006

subwoofing 

Eating a submarine sandwich really fast.

I'm hungry, I need to do some subwoofing.

subwoofing by Doktorfunk August 10, 2006

druggy

Of or pertaining to drugs. NOT a person who uses said drugs. That would be a druggie.

Robert often likes to talk about druggy subjects. For this reason, we call him a druggie.

druggy by Doktorfunk July 30, 2006

navigazing 

As one might guess, the term is a portmanteau of the words navigate and gazing.

When you are navigazing, you are paying more attention to the environment around you than to where you are actually going. This state of being is generally useful when you have time to kill or simply enjoy looking at the world around you.

I was navigazing around and I totally wound up in Vegas.

navigazing by Doktorfunk June 20, 2006

Om 

The lost chord.
A mantra for mind, body, and spirit.

This garden universe vibrates complete.
Some we get a sound so sweet.
Vibrations reach on up to become light,
And then through gamma, out of sight.
Between the eyes and ears there lie,
The sounds of colour and the light of a sigh.
And to hear the sun, what a thing to believe.
But it's all around if we could but perceive.
To know ultra-violet, infra-red and X-rays,
Beauty to find in so many ways.
Two notes of the chord, that's our fluoroscope.
But to reach the chord is our lifes hope.
And to name the chord is important to some.
So they give a word, and the word is OM.

Om by Doktorfunk May 11, 2006