Dog Fijs's definitions

Douchebaggery

The act of being up to no good, usually in a douchebag kind of way.

Dude, he is up to so much Douchebaggery.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Marble Balls

1. When someones balls show up on an X-ray.

2. When the guys testicles are so hard and cold, it could be those of Bill Clinton.

AAAAARGH! Hillary whacked those marble balls!

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

bell-me-balls

The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.

Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Queef Licker

Some one who's fetish is that of the taste of vaginal farts (a.k.a. queefs).

"Gentleman": Oohhh babbbbby lubba licka queef fo me!!!

Stripper (With smokers voice): When do I get paid? Wait, are ya'll some kinda queef licker?

by Dog Fijs March 23, 2011

Brofrotato

When a black guys ball hair is in the shape of a fro. And it hurts.

Damn, I gotta comb my Brofrotato, it burns!!!

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010