Dog Fijs's definitions

bell-me-balls

The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.

Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Brofrotato

When a black guys ball hair is in the shape of a fro. And it hurts.

Damn, I gotta comb my Brofrotato, it burns!!!

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Queef Licker

Some one who's fetish is that of the taste of vaginal farts (a.k.a. queefs).

"Gentleman": Oohhh babbbbby lubba licka queef fo me!!!

Stripper (With smokers voice): When do I get paid? Wait, are ya'll some kinda queef licker?

by Dog Fijs March 23, 2011

Marble Balls

1. When someones balls show up on an X-ray.

2. When the guys testicles are so hard and cold, it could be those of Bill Clinton.

AAAAARGH! Hillary whacked those marble balls!

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Douchebaggery

The act of being up to no good, usually in a douchebag kind of way.

Dude, he is up to so much Douchebaggery.

by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010