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Definitions by Dog Fijs

Queef Licker 

Some one who's fetish is that of the taste of vaginal farts (a.k.a. queefs).
"Gentleman": Oohhh babbbbby lubba licka queef fo me!!!

Stripper (With smokers voice): When do I get paid? Wait, are ya'll some kinda queef licker?
Queef Licker by Dog Fijs March 23, 2011

Douchebaggery 

The act of being up to no good, usually in a douchebag kind of way.
Dude, he is up to so much Douchebaggery.
Douchebaggery by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

bell-me-balls

The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.
Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.
bell-me-balls by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Marble Balls 

1. When someones balls show up on an X-ray.

2. When the guys testicles are so hard and cold, it could be those of Bill Clinton.
AAAAARGH! Hillary whacked those marble balls!
Marble Balls by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Brofrotato 

When a black guys ball hair is in the shape of a fro. And it hurts.
Damn, I gotta comb my Brofrotato, it burns!!!
Brofrotato by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010