Tossing the Spam Javelin

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 05, 2008

Punch the Cat in the Face

The act of sexual intercourse.

After leaving the club, T.J. went home to punch the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 05, 2008

Punching the Cat in the Face

v. engaging in sexual intercourse

T.J. absolutely loves going home from the club and punching the cat in the face.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 05, 2008

Stock the Brown Trout

v. the act of defecating.

When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 05, 2008

Take a 1 1/2

diarrhea or exceptionally loose stool

After pounding the Chinese Dragon buffet, Louis desparately needed to take a 1 1/2.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr August 05, 2008