Definitions by Doctor ploptus

Hagglenormia 

A mental disorder associated with the pricing of items deemed to be too expensive,where the person suffering from this disorder attempts to reduce the cost of the item by changing the bar code of the item.Apparently the item does not have to be actually needed,but it is the act of the deception is what is needed to relax the person suffering from this not well known disorder.

If you are not in agreeance with the pricing of things,you may be suffering from hagglenormia.

Hagglenormia by Doctor ploptus November 23, 2019

Funkknuckle 

One who is a complete idiot and doesn't know it.

What a complete funkknuckle.

Funkknuckle by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Footna 

Another name for the podiatrist

My mum's at the footna.

Footna by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Kleptophobia 

An unfounded fear or dread of stealing,either intentionally or unintentionally.Usually but not always accompanied by profuse sweating and heightened paranoia.

I think I might be suffering from kleptophobia because I'm so afraid of borrowing other people's things.

Kleptophobia by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019

Hypercon 

A person who needs to shop to feel normal,although they have enough,they are compelled to keep going to the shops to buy stuff.Usually found with others waiting outside shop entrances way too early before the shop has a chance to open.

It's only7am in the morning,look at how many hypercons there are outside Woolworths.

Hypercon by Doctor ploptus November 22, 2019