turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.
by Doctor Science February 20, 2011
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yoga mind

synonym of yoga brain

noun. a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class
I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga mind from my evening class! You look gorgeous!
by Doctor Science December 02, 2010
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plurfect

Perfect, but in plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.
Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. The timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!
by Doctor Science July 27, 2008
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parading in your rain

being upbeat and optimistic while someone is being pessimistic or bitter. Opposite of raining on someone's parade.
"The world is going to hell fast!"
"Excuse me for parading in your rain, but it's a beautiful day on the beach and you look gorgeous!"
by Doctor Science December 04, 2011
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low self-esteemy

adjective for low self-esteem. Showing a lack of self-confidence and too much need for approval from others, being too whiny.
She felt so low self-esteemy it was too awkward to see people, and she had to go home and lie down.

Enough whining and worrying! Cheer up, you have a lot of talents. Enough being low self-esteemy!
by Doctor Science October 21, 2012
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signal suppository

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.
I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!
by Doctor Science February 20, 2011
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goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!
by Doctor Science May 21, 2008
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