Doc Midnight and Co.'s definitions

blago

From Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, "blago" is an expletive used when one has bungled something horribly (i.e., an attempt to sell a vacant seat in the Senate to the highest bidder).

"Blago! I burned my goddamned hot dog! That shit was Fucking Golden!"

by Doc Midnight and Co. December 20, 2008

brefax

Breakfast. The first meal of the day, usually eaten in the morning.

Brefax is the most important meal of the day.

by Doc Midnight and Co. February 27, 2019

Cracker Barrel

Or, Cracker Barrel. A fat (round, or "barrel chested") white person.

Man, Cracker Barrel needs to lay off the fried foods; he's already round enough.

by Doc Midnight and Co. October 24, 2008