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Definitions by Dmitri B

In online gaming, Unctgtg, short for "Uncle Tug-Tug," is a nickname given to players who frequently masturbate during raids or other group events.
"Guys, where the hell is Leeroy?"

"He's off being an unctgtg"
Unctgtg by Dmitri B December 6, 2006

Alabama Hot Pocket 

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."
Alabama Hot Pocket by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

falcon punch 

The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"
falcon punch by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

the Counter Strike 

When you give your lover a facial, scream, "Boom! Head-shot!"

Often performed at random times on unsuspecting victims.
Susan left Jimmy because he kept giving her the counter strike during Wheel of Fortune.
the Counter Strike by Dmitri B December 3, 2006