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Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
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the Counter Strike

When you give your lover a facial, scream, "Boom! Head-shot!"

Often performed at random times on unsuspecting victims.
Susan left Jimmy because he kept giving her the counter strike during Wheel of Fortune.
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
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falcon punch

The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
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Unctgtg

In online gaming, Unctgtg, short for "Uncle Tug-Tug," is a nickname given to players who frequently masturbate during raids or other group events.
"Guys, where the hell is Leeroy?"

"He's off being an unctgtg"
by Dmitri B December 6, 2006
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