Djesse 's definitions

Bread

Its fucking bread !

Butter ur fucking bread jim !

by Djesse June 17, 2019

Water

Its fucking water m8

Drink water or die

by Djesse June 18, 2019

Smoking

Smoking kills.. but dmn .. it feels good

Smoking.

by Djesse June 18, 2019

Fan

What the third world uses instead of air conditioning

also used as a solution for mosquitoes for those who doesn't like chemicals

Mosquito : imma get a sip of that yummy blood
Fan : *blows air*
Mosquito : *flies away

by Djesse October 5, 2019

Virtual Dipshit

A person who always has something to say about anything and always wrong ,

A piece of shit who can't even enjoy a good meme without having to ruin it with his bitch comments ,

A snitch who always report your shit . Mostly found on Facebook.

Jim: This meme is offensive! I'll report it to admins

Admin : shut the fuck up you virtual dipshit

by Djesse April 11, 2020

Bob

The guy you don't fuck with his daughter

Usually a cop

Guy 1 : yo last night I made lily suck my balls

Guy 2 : you realise she's a teen bro wtf ?!

Guy 1 : so what

Guy 2 : you're fucked she's Bob's daughter

Guy 1 : oh shit !

by Djesse April 11, 2020

Morty

A fat old jewish writer .

Morty

by Djesse April 12, 2020