DizzyLizzy's definitions

fudge packer

A guy who has anal sex with another guy

Jason fudge packed Lance therefore he is a fudge packer.

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

Jelly Bracelets

There these bracelets that were big in the 80s and are used for sexual meanings

Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver)- flash

My girlfriend broke my black Jelly Bracelets so she had to suck my dick

by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

Can you not?

A phrase you use when someone is annyoing the fuck out of you and you want them to stop

*Someone singing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song*

Can you not?

by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007

illiterate

Being unable to read or write

Almost 999.99% of people on the internet are illiterate

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007

slut

A woman who loves sex and cannot close her legs for anyone. She'd bang the ugliest guy in town, just for pleasure.

Yup, there she goes, sucking another dick, that slut

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

banana hammock

A swimsuit desinged like men's bikni. Popular because Borat wears them.

Borat make banana hammock ''very nice''

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

bed bath and beyond bored

Describing boredom that is out of this world, totally unbearable

I am so bored

Oh yeah? Well I'm bed bath and beyond bored

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007