scalper

dumbass bitches who buy tons of a product and resell it for 32847932847329842398 times the price

me: fuck scalpers
dude: yeah i agree

by Diyamund November 13, 2020

Ctrl + Shift + P

what firefox users press when they're gonna wank

damn i'm horny... let's watch porn *presses ctrl + shift + p*

by Diyamund July 01, 2020

fuck

fuck

fuck

by Diyamund July 01, 2020

weed card

a card that grants someone to carry drugs with them

Officer: Drop the drugs!
Guy: It's okay nigga, I got that WEED CARD!
Officer: Shit!

by Diyamund July 18, 2020

WAP

The song "Wings and Pizza" by Lardi B

Friend: Have you listened to WAP?
Me: Yeah, I really liked the part where she talked about rolls.
Friend: What?

by Diyamund October 06, 2020

trap

a slur for trans people

person: trap
me: shut the fuck up

by Diyamund November 23, 2020

ya i m r u

The message on the box of Super Mario Galaxy 2 if you spell out every letter with a tiny star on it backwards. Most likely a response to Super Mario Galaxy 1's cover spelling out "UR MR GAY" with every tiny star letter but forwards.

SMG1: ur mr gay
SMG2: ya i m r u

by Diyamund October 01, 2020