12 definitions by Diyamund

the word that someone who has never talked to a girl before uses when someone treats a girl like a human
neckbeard: simp!
me: don't you have other things to do than calling me a simp? like filling up your mlp cum jar?
by Diyamund November 16, 2020
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a card that grants someone to carry drugs with them
Officer: Drop the drugs!
Guy: It's okay nigga, I got that WEED CARD!
Officer: Shit!
by Diyamund July 18, 2020
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The song "Wings and Pizza" by Lardi B
Friend: Have you listened to WAP?
Me: Yeah, I really liked the part where she talked about rolls.
Friend: What?
by Diyamund October 6, 2020
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The message on the box of Super Mario Galaxy 2 if you spell out every letter with a tiny star on it backwards. Most likely a response to Super Mario Galaxy 1's cover spelling out "UR MR GAY" with every tiny star letter but forwards.
SMG1: ur mr gay
SMG2: ya i m r u
by Diyamund October 1, 2020
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