Ctrl + Shift + P

what firefox users press when they're gonna wank

damn i'm horny... let's watch porn *presses ctrl + shift + p*

by Diyamund June 30, 2020

fuck

fuck

fuck

by Diyamund June 30, 2020

scalper

dumbass bitches who buy tons of a product and resell it for 32847932847329842398 times the price

me: fuck scalpers
dude: yeah i agree

by Diyamund November 13, 2020

weed card

a card that grants someone to carry drugs with them

Officer: Drop the drugs!
Guy: It's okay nigga, I got that WEED CARD!
Officer: Shit!

by Diyamund July 17, 2020

imposter

apparently a correct way of spelling impostor but it looks like a 5 year old misspelled it

person 1: he's imposter!
person 2: it's spelled impostor dumbass

by Diyamund October 15, 2020