10 definitions by Ditchyourgitch

Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

bidetgiggles

When you use the bidet for the first time and get the giggles.

Oh my hehehehe I just got the bidetgiggles from using the bidet.

by Ditchyourgitch December 25, 2022

Pantice

A slimming flexible ice pack insert for underwear that helps cool the vagina.

On a hot day in Barbados I was so thankful to be wearing my pantice.

by Ditchyourgitch December 25, 2022