Definitions by Ditchyourgitch

Sanitini 

Sanitizer mixed with martini mix

What a hot day I really could go for a sanitini or dirty sanitini drink!

Sanitini by Ditchyourgitch May 22, 2020

Diarrhea Margarita 

When you have the Mexican diarrhea and you need to hydrate.

I knew I shouldn’t have drank the water, now I will need a diarrhea margarita.

Diarrhea Margarita by Ditchyourgitch March 11, 2020

Fissure kid 

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

Fissure kid by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

Patanga

Patanga-the dance of the vagina.

I am exhausted from doing the patanga all night.

Patanga by Ditchyourgitch May 13, 2019

Vageast 

Bread made with vagina yeast.

This bread is so fluffy almost like sour dough. Of course I used my vageast.

Vageast by Ditchyourgitch February 15, 2019