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Fujoshi

A woman that simply cannot see two guys without shipping them.

*Two homies being normal and hanging out*
Friend 1: They look hot
Fujoshi: I ship it.

by Discount Product September 1, 2022

Dog

A soft and fluffy creature that we use to end our struggles and is not edible AND WE DO NOT EAT IT... NATHAN.

"Nathan, STOP FUCKING DROOLING OVER MY DOG."

by Discount Product August 31, 2022

Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022