Discoinsterno's definitions

swine on a sign

Similar to a Cop in a Box, Swine on a sign is a police radar gun attached to a speed limit sign

Slammed on my damn brakes when I saw that Swine on a Sign catching me flyin

by Discoinsterno May 27, 2018

Carrie Understood

When you need to make it clear you got it the first damn time they said it.

Carrie Understood mother fucker! I get it, you don’t have to repeat yourself.

by Discoinsterno July 21, 2020

Five C’s

Color, Cut, Clarity, Carat, and the Cunt you buy it for.

Your girl’s gonna love that ring. You got all Five c’s bro! Especially the last one.

by Discoinsterno January 2, 2019

Tip Dragger

Giant penis that hangs so low it rubs the ground.

I heard Mandi's boyfriend is a total Tip Dragger. That guy's huge.

by Discoinsterno March 14, 2015

mop titties

Breasts so large and hang so low that you could mop the floors while walking around with them.

This place is filthy, and the floors are sticky. We should have Suzy over to clean up with those mop titties of hers.

by Discoinsterno April 19, 2018

tip balls

When your balls are on the tip of your dick. Everything below the balls is useless.

That guy's got tip balls, he can't satisfy anyone or anything.

I heard he's got tip balls and that's why she's not happy.

You can't do much when you've got tip balls.

by Discoinsterno November 14, 2013

Bangometric Pressure

Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.

Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.

Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014