Disco Stu's definitions

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Ufologist

One who studies UFO related incidents, and searches for proof of UFOs.

1. Ufologists are scientists, except they know nothing about scientific theory and forming logical, reasonable hypothesises.

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Roswell

1. An incident in New Mexico in 1947 that was supposedly wreckage from a crashed flying saucer. Later explained by the government to be a weather balloon, the Roswell incident has become a holy grail of sorts for conspiracy theories and ufologists. In the 70s, "evidence" surfaced that there were bodies recovered, even though witnesses to the original incident made no mention of bodies.

2. A really bad WB show about alien teenagers, and their efforts to fit in with the typical, immature high school community.

1. Roswell...believe, man...

2. Like, I watched Roswell today! Isn't that alien guy a hottie?

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

HOOPTY

Used to decsribe any item that is in poor condition, of poor quality, or outdated.

"My dad bought the most hoopty TV you can get"

by Disco Stu February 6, 2005

honkie

A perversion of the word hunkie, which refers to a Hungarian. Later it was taken to mean any eastern European (non-Jewish), and now an offencive term for a white person.

When will people quit using terms like honkie or nigger?

by Disco Stu October 26, 2003

Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

1. A phrase used by Hillary Clinton to describe the Republican/conservative forces supposedly conspiring against her to ruin the political and personal aspirations of her and her husband, Bill Clinton. Ironically, this gave birth to a new definition (see below).

2. A fictional, generalized club conservatives half-jokingly say they belong to, in order to symbolize disdain for Hillary Clinton and liberals in general.

Also known as the VRWC.

1. This is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy against me and my husband.

2. Of course I'm a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Isn't everybody?

by Disco Stu December 8, 2004

Monkey-Genius

A special operations monkey, trained in the arts of war, an expert in the use of rifles and assasinations

"Damn, that Monkey-Genius just wiped out our whole squad"
"Come on guys, we've got Monkey-Genius, nothing can stop us now"

by Disco Stu April 10, 2004