The Poot

The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground

*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.

Wow Tjoop! You are acting like The Poot

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 04, 2023

potlood

the skinny version of Poot

he is potlood

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the November 21, 2021

potlood

the skinny version of Poot

he is potlood

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the November 21, 2021

Tjoopasaurus

The mighty Tjoopasaurus is the prehistoric variant of the modern day Common Tjoop. It was a massive fat creature who's diet consisted out of dorito chips. It also regularly performed incest and necrophelia.

Wow your sexual habits are like that of a Tjoopasaurus

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the October 31, 2022

Tuna Blik

Tuna Blik is a term used to reference someone that has a tollie that has more girth than length

Christo is a Tuna Blik

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the December 01, 2022

Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux

Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux is a man of ambition and extreme intelligence of which the most known is Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II, king of Sweden, Britain, Denmark and Spain;Marshall of la Grande Armée; Emperor of the French; Emperor of Rome; Protector of the Rhine; co-prince of Andorra and many more titles

I prefer Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux over Poot or Tjoop.

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the November 21, 2021

Wat is n tema

Wat is n tema is the best way of countering an attack made by a Tjoop or Tjoopasaurus

Everyone knows "wat is n tema" except Tjoop, he's an idiot.

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the September 20, 2023