Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dildo destroyer

Contriband

My Mexican amigo named Justin and his 17 siblings.

I brought contriband over the border

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The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.

His sperm was in her vagina

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The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

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The tentacle that attaches to your groun and that you put in a vaginal region. Seriously it’s a fucking dick all guys have them unless your asian

Dick by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

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The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

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