Diego's definitions

1/2 on a bag of dank

To go half's in a bad of chronic buddha with a friend/accomplice.

Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."

by Diego September 3, 2003

carmen Electra

Recently fucked that rocker dude in the Mile High Club.

"The toilet's locked. Carmen must be fucking some rocker in there."

by Diego June 22, 2006

durrie muncher

Someone who smokes cigarettes (durries).

Since when was old mate a durrie mucher?

by Diego November 7, 2003

stolen generation

In Australia, the white, British colonial invader's 'stole' a generation of aboriginal children from their family's, as a method of racial genocide.

The 'stolen generation' and its handling is Australias most disgraceful point in history.

by Diego September 4, 2003

Odni

an person from india, indo spelled backwards

that odni smells bad

by Diego January 1, 2004

cutting someone's grass

When someone attempts to pick up your woman.

"Am I cutting your grass here mate?
"Nah, all's good, we jus' friends."

by Diego September 16, 2003

kif

1. Any shitty, leafy strain of non-hydroponic marijuana. Kif is usually only leaf with maybe some crownie heads and seeds thrown in.
2. Kif is therefore also used to describe anything that is shit, poor or disappointing. Describing 'bud'(in nugget form) as kif is saying it is shit, not leafy and non-hydro.

1. "You should be able to get a bag of kif for 1/4 the price of chronic bud."
2. "That was the kiffest party last night, man."
"Yeah, the music was kif."
"This bud we are smoking is pretty kif (shit)."

by Diego July 29, 2003