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Definitions by Diedrich von Octuberstein

you got me 

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense
Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

Family Feuding 

to be drunk around your immediate family, like the host of Family Feud
I was family feuding last night. My parents gave me a breathalizer and made me do my trumpet practice.
affectionate name for a cannabis smoking device
Pipey and I have been in a great number of journeys, mostly to my basement when my parents are not at home.

Highland Park 

The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.
Hey ya'll, lets go to the burger place in Highland Park and look at all the beautiful people.

Trinity University

A decent school in San Antonio, Texas. The people are nice, but may think they are smarter/prettier/better than they really are.
I partied at Trinity University last night, and the DCS heard loud music so they came and busted my ass and the asses of several of my friends. Wat da fuck????!!!!!!