n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.
Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008
I was family feuding last night. My parents gave me a breathalizer and made me do my trumpet practice.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006
The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006
a tool. Someone who consistently wears cut off t-shirts, gold or silver chains, jerseys, baggy jeans, jean shorts. Favorite brands are Abercrombie, American Eagle, or Wal-Mart. They are often douche-bags.
That guy looks like a tool sportin those Jordans without laces and a baggy pair of jorts. He's a Chad.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006
1. n. a person who will make smoke anything to alter reality, even briefly. Shwagsternauts are willing to travel into the unknown to secure some cannabis product
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University
2. A name for an IM basketball team at Trinity University
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008