A melding of bourgeois and water. Bourgewater is bottled water, purportedly from exotic locations, that is overpriced despite having a nearly identical chemical composition to tap water. These products are sold to upper class whites who have disposable income and live in close proximity to bourgeois food stores such as Sun Harvest, Wild Oats, Whole Foods, Central Market and numerous others.
Oh my, pilates just tuckered me out this afternoon. I believe I will go acquire some bourgewater to sate my thirst.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008
I like you. I like you too. Sipsys?
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008
n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.
Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008
The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006
a tool. Someone who consistently wears cut off t-shirts, gold or silver chains, jerseys, baggy jeans, jean shorts. Favorite brands are Abercrombie, American Eagle, or Wal-Mart. They are often douche-bags.
That guy looks like a tool sportin those Jordans without laces and a baggy pair of jorts. He's a Chad.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein June 11, 2006
Pipey and I have been in a great number of journeys, mostly to my basement when my parents are not at home.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006
I was family feuding last night. My parents gave me a breathalizer and made me do my trumpet practice.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006