Dick fitswell's definitions

race queen

a slut/ho/shitbag bitch who services guys in the pits.

when Schumacher took a pit stop, some race queen offered to take his member. He slapped her good.

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

sarry

when one speaks in a low grumbling tone, like they are some sort of hard stoner.

Simon Barry - " Who took the hottest bitch?"

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003

Mint Cunt

Some incredibly ugly guy.

Gerry Shandling

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

smick

A smelly hick.

"raymond winslow is a smelly hick"

by dick fitswell August 24, 2003

Fankles

Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.

Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Rusty Crutch

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Muhhhhh

when someone takes a ride down a flight of stairs

"Elliot Keyes muhhhhed his way down the Tech Block stairs."

by dick fitswell August 23, 2003