Dick Splash's definitions

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

cole haan

Fine, usually all leather shoes.

Hey, are those Coles?

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

fatty

Unattractive people who will never grace covers of magazines ( except fat people magazines) nor be professional athletes.

Look at that hot, voluptuous fat stripper. "Hey fatty, bend over a little more and I'll spot you a 10".

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

Fornicate

To slam the jam, in polite, conservative company.

"I say, would you like to fornicate?"

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

communists

Idiots who didn't read Marx and thought it would be funny if they said everyone was equal and redistributed the wealth to themselves.

Trotsky: Let's pull the wool over their eyes. They'll go for it.
Lenin: Sure. (For now).

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

wargasmic

adj. of or relating to wargasm. >able to achieve wargasm.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.

"The helicopter scene in 'Apocalypse Now' when they played Wagner, was totally wargasmic."

by Dick Splash February 28, 2005

yellowcake

Radioactive stuff, for use in making nukes, which should actually be aimed at the middle east and North Korea. Save the boys, nuke 'em.

Hey, that Yellowcake track by the MeNiNBLacK is cool, man

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003