Dick Shannery's definitions

lane violation

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.

Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

pitchout

An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.

Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

tumblewad

A large ball of tree pollen that blows in the wind. Tumblewads of 12 inches in diameter are not uncommon in the spring, particularly when attempting to sweep the driveway.

Yo Tony, check out this tumblewad! The BALLS on this tree...

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Yankee Fan

Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.

Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019