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Definitions by Dick Shannery

grocery stick 

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.
Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.
grocery stick by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.
The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.
base clogger by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

lane violation 

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.
Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.
lane violation by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.
That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!
base clogger by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

grocery stick 

The male who is left out of the action during a 3-male, 1-female (MMMF) gang bang, if the female doesn't do anal. Similar to bench players in hockey.
Freddie was a regular grocery stick last night, eh Tommy?
grocery stick by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Philadelphia Highboy 

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.
Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!