Dick Shannery's definitions

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

tumblewad

A large ball of tree pollen that blows in the wind. Tumblewads of 12 inches in diameter are not uncommon in the spring, particularly when attempting to sweep the driveway.

Yo Tony, check out this tumblewad! The BALLS on this tree...

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

tittyslicker

A dribbly cumshot during a tittyfuck.

Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Yankee Fan

Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.

Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

pitchout

An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.

Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019