Definitions by Dick Phuket

guppet 

A gay muppet.
G(ay) + (P)uppet.

Not to be confused with a lesbionette.
Lesb(ian) + (Mar)ionette.

Surprisingly, guppet is not a term of endearment.

guppet by Dick Phuket March 2, 2008

ragoo

A great way to ruin a Scrabble game.

Julie thought RAGOO was a pasta sauce.

ragoo by Dick Phuket January 16, 2008