Dick Onchin's definitions
Man I put it to that homeless dude behind the dumpster but I tell you it was knockin’ chunks.
I banged the chick from the food delivery. She’s as DTF so I hit it from the back and was knockin’ chunks.
I banged the chick from the food delivery. She’s as DTF so I hit it from the back and was knockin’ chunks.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Get the Knockin’ Chunksmug. by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022
Get the Texas Show Stoppermug. Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
Get the Scratching like a DJmug. When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.
Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
Get the Cervelt Crustermug. When a male so broke he’s got no money to buy Christmas gifts so he offers up his cock for gifting sexual pleasures. Alternatively, a male or female are so broke that they offer to service a male’s cock for gift giving purposes.
This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020
Get the Cockmasmug. When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.
I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell what’s happening.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
Get the Family Holiday Handymug. I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020
Get the Musket Wadmug.