Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
Get the Corn Harvest mug.Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 09, 2023
Get the Gum Salad mug.Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.
My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.
I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.
I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.
I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.
I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Get the Diaper Spread mug.She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Bald Bishop mug.C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023
Get the Rim Dip mug.Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Get the Take Jimmy to the Woodshed mug.Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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