Definitions by Dick Onchin
Corn Drop
Gotsta do a corn drop.
That was a 40 minute corn drop. I’m 10 lbs lighter.
He did a corn drop and the shitter reeked like musky eggs for an hour.
That was a 40 minute corn drop. I’m 10 lbs lighter.
He did a corn drop and the shitter reeked like musky eggs for an hour.
Corn Drop by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021
Dumpling Wrapper
Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.
It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.
I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.
I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
Dumpling Wrapper by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021
Fuck It Range
The range of varying times, circumstances, events or actions that elevate oneself to reaching the point where one just says Fuck It.
Generally, the Fuck It range starts at the low end of the trend line and progresses to the pinnacle where one rattles off a resounding “Fuck It” verbal tirade of varying degree.
Once the top end of the Fuck It Range is reached, and the “Fuck It” has been proclaimed, the outcomes will vary and are completely situational.
Generally, the Fuck It range starts at the low end of the trend line and progresses to the pinnacle where one rattles off a resounding “Fuck It” verbal tirade of varying degree.
Once the top end of the Fuck It Range is reached, and the “Fuck It” has been proclaimed, the outcomes will vary and are completely situational.
My boss continues to take all the credit for my work and gets a big bonus and I keep getting crumbs. I’m in the Fuck It Range and one more time I’m done and it’s over.
I spent 45 minutes trying to fix that leaking faucet. I hit the fuck it range after I busted my knuckle twice. But I got it fixed.
Every day my wife puts me in the fuck it range with her incessant nagging about the skid marks in my underwear when she does laundry. Next time I just won’t wipe at all.
My fuck it range is short today. Try me. Seriously. Try me.
Bitch I’ve reached the fuck it range. I don’t care if you are his momma Imma knock your ass out.
I spent 45 minutes trying to fix that leaking faucet. I hit the fuck it range after I busted my knuckle twice. But I got it fixed.
Every day my wife puts me in the fuck it range with her incessant nagging about the skid marks in my underwear when she does laundry. Next time I just won’t wipe at all.
My fuck it range is short today. Try me. Seriously. Try me.
Bitch I’ve reached the fuck it range. I don’t care if you are his momma Imma knock your ass out.
Fuck It Range by Dick Onchin September 20, 2021
Grill Meat
Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.
Grill Meat by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
Portuguese Bend
A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.
My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
Portuguese Bend by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
Star Daddy
A male, usually older, that keeps you supplied with Starbucks using his Stars rewards. The more you flirt the more Starbucks you get. Don’t F things up with your Star Daddy cause you know your ass is too broke for a latte.
Bitch how you get that chai latte every damn day? Your ass can’t even pay me the 1/2 rent yet. Chill. It’s all good. My Star daddy takes care of me. Shizzle on the drizzle!
Star Daddy by Dick Onchin August 21, 2021
Secondary Beating
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
Secondary Beating by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021