Definitions by Dick Onchin

Texas Gas Chamber 

Dropping some rank as flatulence while inside of a pup tent with the flaps down.

We slipped into Tijuana ford one late night Tex mex and the local donkey show. It was great till we got back to the camp site and turned the tent into a Texas gas chamber.

I couldn’t get out of the Texas gas chamber fast enough. The zipper was stuck. It smelled like hot rotten eggs.

Texas Gas Chamber by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

Pooch Pouch 

A female’s large stomach and/or BIF area (butt in front).

Also a term for the female womb.

Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.

I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.

I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.

Pooch Pouch by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Elmer’s Sock 

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

Elmer’s Sock by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Zombie Ass 

A dirty, stank asshole that smells like a dead carcass.

I was railing her from behind but the wafts of air coming from her zombie ass made me gag.

I got a bit of a zombie ass going on. I need to freshen.

Zombie Ass by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

Swim Upstream 

Euphemism for anal sex.

Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.

She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.

Swim Upstream by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020

Furry Barker 

An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.

Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.

I could taste my own furry barker.

The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.

Furry Barker by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

Old Wet Dog 

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

Old Wet Dog by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020