Definitions by Dick Onchin
Gooch Sauna
When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
Gooch Sauna by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021
So 2020
An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.
Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.
So 2020 by Dick Onchin January 19, 2021
Delivery Ward
I gotta stop by the delivery ward. I got a brown baby starting to crown.
The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.
The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.
Delivery Ward by Dick Onchin January 11, 2021
Bangkok Blast
My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.
Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.
Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.
Bangkok Blast by Dick Onchin January 2, 2021
Cook the Duvet
Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.
I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.
Cook the Duvet by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020
Nuke Nut
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.
Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
Nuke Nut by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
Meat Glaze
A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.
Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.
Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.
Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.
Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.
Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
Meat Glaze by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020