Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
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I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.
by Dick Onchin November 05, 2020
Get the Blue Bobber mug.I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
Get the Boneroma mug.An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.
Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.
by Dick Onchin January 19, 2021
Get the So 2020 mug.A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.
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Get the Soft Bone mug.I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.
I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.
My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.
My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Get the Engorger mug.I finally gave in and gave Mike some sloppy last night. I let him nut and my throat is raw today from his chem-nut. I told him to start eating pineapple or something.
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