1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2021
Rumored to be of french origin, Bone afta beat is when a male beats himself off to ejaculation but remains boned up, rigid and turgid and is ravenously hungry for yet another round or two.
Man bro I was home all day and it was bone afta beat. My balls are killing me. I busted at least three times.
The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!
The pizza arrived and my roommate started yelling Bon appetit but I was still rubbing one out so I hollered back bone afta beat bro!
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
When you absolutely rail her guts and leave her pussy so beat up is looks like a little mound of freshly ground meat.
Damn baby my butcher would be envious of them burger lips.
She couldn’t take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
She couldn’t take anymore deep dicking. Her burger lips were raw.
by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020
A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
A wipe of one’s asshole with toilet paper that is completely clean and glides through the cheeks silky smooth. The byproduct of a clean pinch also known as a silk dook.
Man I love a silk swipe. What a time saver.
Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
Fortunately my diet has been spot on lately and only silk swipes. I was so tired of swamp ass and the skid marks.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020