Definitions by Dick Onchin

Dusty Nuttin’ 

When a male is unable to bust anymore semen. A result of excessive masturbation or sex.

I spent the weekend in NY with a high end call girl. Needless to say I’m $10k broke and sore from dusty nuttin’.

I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.

Dusty Nuttin’ by Dick Onchin February 3, 2021

Gooch Sauna 

When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.

Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.

This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.

Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.

Gooch Sauna by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021

So 2020 

An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.

Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.

So 2020 by Dick Onchin January 19, 2021

Delivery Ward

Another name for the restroom. The shitter.

I gotta stop by the delivery ward. I got a brown baby starting to crown.

The delivery ward was full. I damn near shit myself waiting to dump.

Delivery Ward by Dick Onchin January 11, 2021

Bangkok Blast 

Having sex with a ladyboy that is suffering from a brutal case of explosive shits.

My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.

Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.

Bangkok Blast by Dick Onchin January 2, 2021

Cook the Duvet 

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

Cook the Duvet by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

Nuke Nut 

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.

Nuke Nut by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020