Dick Onchin's definitions
When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Hamburger Holedmug. Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
by Dick Onchin May 27, 2020
Get the Blow the Back Outmug. I was heatin’ beef bad this morning. I cleared the break room out twice before starting to crown and having to run to the shitter.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Heatin’ Beefmug. Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
Get the Whack Wipemug. The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
by Dick Onchin March 4, 2021
Get the Wuhan Rim Jobmug. When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.
Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.
by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020
Get the Jacklashmug. Someone that gets your cock hard without knowing they are having such a filthy impact on your day.
The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
My new boss has no idea that she’s my involuntary fluffer.
The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Involuntary Fluffermug.