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dick-fu

Combat between two male peni.

There's a dick-fu tournament tonight at the stadium!

by Dick Gottfried October 16, 2003

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masturbatory

Of, or relating to the act of masturbation.

"Come to my masturbatory aerobics class tomorrow."

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

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erectitude

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

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