Dick Gottfried's definitions

dick-fu

Combat between two male peni.

There's a dick-fu tournament tonight at the stadium!

by Dick Gottfried October 16, 2003

erectitude

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

masturbatory

Of, or relating to the act of masturbation.

"Come to my masturbatory aerobics class tomorrow."

by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003