Definitions by Dick Gottfried

dick-fu 

Combat between two male peni.

There's a dick-fu tournament tonight at the stadium!

dick-fu by Dick Gottfried October 16, 2003

masturbatory 

Of, or relating to the act of masturbation.

"Come to my masturbatory aerobics class tomorrow."

masturbatory by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

erectitude 

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

erectitude by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003