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Maximum Cockupancy

The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.

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Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.

Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.

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