Dick Fitzentite's definitions

piss closet

A bathroom

Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.

by dick fitzentite December 9, 2009

dunkin the ball sack

Sexual intercourse

I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.

by Dick Fitzentite July 8, 2009

Fudgepacker's Disease

AIDS

The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.

by Dick Fitzentite September 28, 2009

jimmy buffet

Verb for when someone makes a career out of a few minutes of fame. Jimmy Buffet forged an entire career, a lifestyle, an island, and new genre of music, all based on one single song.

Joe the plumber seems to be trying to pull a Jimmy Buffet with this healthcare crap.

by Dick Fitzentite July 11, 2009

butt rock

Cheesy 1980's hard rock/heavy metal, that might have sounded good back in the day, but sounds totally gay to people today.

Buttrockers typically had long girly hair, wore assless chaps or ball hugging leather pants, and the band usually had 1 guitarist, instead of 2. Most videos featured at a girl with horribly big hair.

Poison, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Warrant, Winger, Great White, Skid row, and their likes all played butt rock on the Sunset Strip back in the day.

by Dick Fitzentite July 7, 2009