Dexter Hulk's definitions

Peach Crickets

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women

The Girl has Peach Crickets.

by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015

purely bangkok

A person who only sleeps with chicks with dick

Person 1: See Trevor hitting on that girl with the bulge in her jeans. We should warn him. Person 2: No man. Trevor is purely Bangkok. Don't worry

by Dexter Hulk April 27, 2019

horse cooter's

Slang for Aw'Shucks

Horse Cooter's! I just stubbed my pink toe!

by Dexter Hulk February 4, 2019

Hallway Porn

Hallway Porn is where you are in a room watching people walk in hallways on camera while jerking off to them unknowingly. All the while you are live streaming it on Grindr.

Hey I was thinking about starting a HALLWAY PORN business. Too bad it already exists on Grindr.

by Dexter Hulk January 27, 2022

Irrigate my cANAL

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021